HOW NOT TO BE A DICK DINER ... "When we ask if you have a reservation, there's no need to look like the only monkey without a banana in the tree party..."Read More
Sure, there's lotsa positive things about being single. I fucking laugh everyday at the things I do, and am sure glad no one was home to hear/see/witness what I just did...Read More
...And fuck, you ARE carrying a shopper's bag with shit tickets. Like an 8-pack of double stuffed. You weren't kidding. You are grinning...Read More
...I want to bounce pebbles off of your chest. Oop. You got a little sand in your belly button...Read More
"Do you have cats?"
Yea, I have one really mean pussy. And you are not coming upstairs to pet it. Ever.
...So what I've garnered in 2000/13 & 14 (from my experiences), definition of 'a fun girl' to a man is...Read More